Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...