Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats” 9. “Mary Poppins A...