Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...