If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
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The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
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There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
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Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
moth nibble a hole
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Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
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The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...