There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Job for Mom
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and...
Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...