Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...