Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...