I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
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yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...