The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...