Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...