Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...