yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...