Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...