Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...