How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...