Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...