Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!