Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...