What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...