yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...