College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!