Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...