Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
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This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...