Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...