Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...