The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...