If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...