What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...