Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...