Whale of a Time
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One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
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yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...