Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...