Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...