Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...