Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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fit over a bucket!
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Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Buy alligator shoes
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Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
A real bastard
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Do you know me?
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Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
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