Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...