Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Poem about Economics
|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...