Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...