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Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Blonde Buckaroo
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Bunch of good one-liners
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Dead Ringer, Part II
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A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...