Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...