yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...