What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
police glow worm
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Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...