What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Befuddled PC Users…
Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...