Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)