Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...