How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...