Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...