Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...