Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...