Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Gay Men and A Baby
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...