Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...